OnlyLands Ep. 3: Space Psyops, Penis Rockets, MS-13 Narratives, and Public Meltdowns

The Badlands crew returns for another unfiltered After Dark roundtable in OnlyLands Ep. 3, and this time, they're aiming straight for the stratosphere, sort of. With an all-star lineup of hosts and surprise appearances, the gang dissects Jeff Bezos’ all-female Blue Origin flight, affectionately dubbed the "Astrothought" mission. Katy Perry kissing dirt, Gayle King demanding respect, and a spacecraft that suspiciously resembles a novelty bachelor party prop? Yeah, they go there.

As the conversation spirals hilariously from feminine footwear in space to fake weightlessness and suspicious studio sets, the hosts draw parallels to Toy Story, The Morning Show, and the broader psyop of the "space obsession" narrative. But it doesn’t stop at rockets. The team also tackles the media spin on MS-13 deportations, Kamala's DMZ cosplay, and the absurdity of billionaire behavior, complete with Jeff Bezos' glow-up breakdown and a fiery debate about getting laid via space exploration.

From rogue courtrooms and viral livestream blunders to the real reason Americans are being distracted from what matters, this episode serves up a heady mix of laughter, outrage, and insight. Packed with satire, space dust, and a dash of pure chaos, this one’s a zero-gravity ride you won’t want to miss.